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"Tea"Chai Piyo, MastJiyo...............................
5 inch ka hai,size normal hai,mazboot hai,ziyada mota bhi nahi,2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,lena hai to bolo,mera LG KG 195full time masti non stop fun.
5 inch ki jaga 7 inch kapehle se mota or xtra lambajo aap ko day pehlay se ziada mazasakun or aram ki zamanatmaster kamolti foam
Punjabi salesman bargaining wid ladybaji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni labda, kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne, shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey.
5 inch ki jaga ab 7 inch ka.Pehle se mota or Xtra lamba.Jo ap ko day pehle se ziada maza.sakun or aram ki zamanat.Master ka .Molti foam.
Legs utha ke karo.Tange feala ke karo.Ghuma ghuma ke karo.Aage peechey dono taraf karo.Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.*Ramdev ji ka yoga* Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti heinKuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti heinKuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein...Jaroo
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless itswid tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue someexercise
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,tab jaakar hota hai….unka…Mobile Charge…!
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun?Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai! Double Meaning SMS
mangta hoon to deti nahijawab meri baat kadeti ho to khara ho jata hairom rom jazbaat kakyun kehte ho bar bar daloobaloo mein phool ghulab ka
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam
Pehlay gallay lagao
phir kiss karo
phir bistar pe litaao
phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!Bhatija: Thik Hai.Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo"
pahlay hat ma lophir mon mal lophir tokh laghaophir sidha karoophir sorakh ma dalooufkithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar jiGirl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...
Shut Up"""S=surprises 4 uH=happiness 4 uU=unlimited love 4 uT=true passion 4 uU=u alwayz in my mindP=praying 4 uSo again..Shut Up......
BOY: poora under gaya?GIRL: ouch...... haaan
BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?
GIRL:haan thora thora.
Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha
Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi
Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota
sub k samne lo
Ya tanhai me lo
sharmao mut bus ab le lo
kiya bhala
MERA NAAM
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