girl-what is my bra size?
boy-32
girl-how?
boy-yesterday i opened
girl-but in my bra no number is there?
boy-then what?
i am engineer
from load i can calculate area....
5 men are raping a woman.
The woman is laughing nonstop.
So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn.
She replies,
I hV aids
One day a couple were having s**x in the bathtub and the girlfriend said I am not cofortable.
Why not replied the boyfriend.
I keep slipping and you d**k goes into the wrong hole.
A 13 year girl at a bra shop...
Girl-show me bra
Shop keeper-36"?
Girl-smaller
Shop keeper-32"?
Girl-smaller
Shop keeper-24"?
Girl-smaller
Shop keeper-20"?
Girl-smaller
Shop keeper(in angry)-madam u take some cream it must b a pimple.........
Girl: Why my name is always on your Facebook status in every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind ?
And honestly, it's always you...
First night husband: I can't find ur hole,
Wife: but why?
Husband: sweetheart i'm a Bycycle repairer,i can"t
find the hole untill sink into the water.
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